If I could rule the world

I am in paradise. I am in my bed, sipping tea, eating oatmeal, listening to the BBC on NPR, casually (but diligently) working from home, and managing my auditions for the upcoming weekend. Paradise.

If I ruled the world, I would do this at least on a weekly basis. Telecommuting rules. If this turned into something I did on a consistent basis, I would have to make a few sacrifices - I would have to get actual an Internet connection (instead of picking up my neighbor's). I would have to start working out again, because there would be no excuse now. But those are all things I think I could handle. I wouldn't want to work from home all of the time. I would want to work most Fridays so I could go to happy hour. I like attending meetings and having toys on my desk. Birthdays are awesome because there is usually cake. One or two days a week would work for me. If I ruled the world...